pets point of view

today i saw my master turn the light on by flipping the switch on the wall and then the light just turned on. i do not understand how they do that they flip a switch and then light appears. maybe they are magic or maybe the switch is magic. i wonder what would happen if i flipped the switch. today i also saw my master washing the stuff he eats off of. ti is so weird they go to the silver thing and turn it on and water comes out and they wash their plate with it and then they put their dishes in something that makes a loud noise.